#746

I saw a story in the news about binge drinking and they acted all surprised about how common it was but then they defined binge drinking as like “not drinking all week and then having 4 or more in a night”. Like that is my every weekend… how else can you even do it though? Drink all week maybe? I mean I’d be down but I have responsibilities. Story shoulda been “Teenage alcoholics binge drink in order to get stuff done, what a sacrifice.”