As I was perusing the wares at my local gas station, I noticed a strange row of products above me. They had peculiar and intriguing names, such as:
* Spanish Fly
* Rhino 7 Platinum 5000
* Rhino 69 Gold 77K
* eXtenZone Premium
* Rhino-V5
* Diamond Platinum
* Magnum Gold
* Black Panther
* Black Bull Extreme
* Pink Unicorn (for the ladies)
What really caught my fancy was the pills having claims like:
* 1 capsule Upto 7Days
* 1 capsule 14 Days
* 5 Minute Activation
* Don’t quit…
* TIME SIZE STAMINA
* NO HEADACHE
eXtenZone was very detailed in its effects:
* 1st: Increasea TIME of INTERCOURSE
* Lasting Your Sex Time
* 2nd: Increasea SIZE and ROCK HARD
* Grew Length, Width of Yours
* 3rd: Increasea STAMINA and SEX DRIVE
* Gain intense Orgasms, Rock Powerful
Now you may be asking yourself, are these genuine claims. But luckily, some of them said they were “Genuine Product”, were “100% Natural”, and had warnings like “WARNING: Beware of counterfeit products.”
Gas stations have always been known to have questionably legal products, with one of the most famous being “Bath salts” (which may or may not have caused a guy to eat someone’s face while naked in public). That being said, being a potential consumer of these products, I wanted to do my due diligence and research the contents of RHINO.
In my research, what kept coming up was warning from a “governmental” organization known as the “FDA”. They say the product contains 14-200x the prescription limit of “sildenafil”, the active drug in Viagra. This is hard to believe, given that the Rhino pill claims to be all natural. It also apparently contains acetaminophen to get rid of the headache that can come from taking a lethal dose of erectile dysfunction medication.
I look at people’s testimonials on Reddit, and their experiences ranged from nothing happening, a headache/nosebleed, and going to the ER to have their male parts drained to cut his 7 days short. I’m not sure why you’d want to end that early and not get your money’s worth.
Now, as much as I want to go the ER for a heart attack, and to great disappointment to my girlfriend, I think I’ll pass on RHINO Family for now. Maybe when I actually need it in the future, they’ll work out the kinks. At the moment, I don’t know if $11.99 is worth potential castration.
