My friend told me about this older woman who lets him and his peeps stay over at her house after the bars. They said she won’t have sex with them which is random [what’s the fun in no sex?] but they cuddle and she makes them great breakfast.At this point with all my finals stress I am dying to know where I find a girl like that. I’ve barely met anyone and they’re getting breakfast in bed. How does this even happen?
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